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O cérebro é um otário

julho 08, 2017

"Eu: - Agora vou dormir
Cérebro - Antes deixa eu passar esse powerpoint com o rosto de todas as pessoas que já te magoaram na vida
Eu - Ok"

"Também vamos fazer uma revisão dos micos que você pagou no dia, melhor no ano, aliás na vida. Bons sonhos."
"Além disso vamos ver esses slides de coisas que jamais vão acontecer por mais que vc queira."
"Cérebro : antes vamos passar no PowerPoint todas as tuas oportunidades fracassadas .. "
"1) Coisas que você poderia ter dito e nao disse
2) Contas pra pagar
3) Qual roupa ainda serve?"

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