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eu 95% do tempo X eu 1 dia antes de um evento importante

"Vê aí o audio que te mandei"

Eu olhando para a cara do motorista do aplicativo para ver se é o mesmo da foto

Até hoje não sei para que serve essa fórmula de Bhaskara

"Já pensou eu ir trabalhar à toa e morrer no final do dia?"

Como eu me sinto quando tenho que rolar até meu ano de nascimento num cadastro online

Ao invés de dormir, eu às 3 da manhã imaginando como faria uma respiração boca a boca em uma girafa

Consultando o site Valores a Receber no site do Banco Central

"Por que você demora tanto no banho?" Eu no banho:

2022 QUE ANO DIFÍCIL

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