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Melhores conversas entre Uber e Passageiro

fevereiro 22, 2018

Buscar no subsolo do shopping

Alguns Ubers são grosseiros mas também tem alguns passageiros folgados...

Transportar cachorro: animal ou homem?

Calote no Uber

Cancela essa merda!

Levar mini churrasqueira e saco de carvão

Uber ou empregado?

Uber com dor de barriga

Uber carinhoso

Se eu dirigir vou mais rápido

Uber joinha

Uber magoado

Maior cara de ganso!

Uber não é carteiro

Na academia em cima do pinto (?!)

Atropelou uma capivara

Pensei que fosse uma prostituta

Pneu furou

Muito ocupado tomando caldo de cana

Pensei que você fosse vagabundo

Vomitaram no meu carro

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