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Chega no(a) crush e fala

agosto 23, 2018

Pode trocar a fechadura do seu coração que eu arrombo na bicuda

Dia do beijo

Te faço esquecer a Elza

Hogwarts Mystery

Filme Norbit

pra tua cunhada *minha irmã

Feliz Dia dos pais

Me chama de Pokémon e corre atrás de mim

Quer ver meu pinto?

Vai namorar comigo por bem ou por mal

eai, vamo fechar?

Vai se foder peste linda do caralho te amo

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