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Cérebro "tá dormindo?"

maio 06, 2019

"amanhã vence mais um boleto"

Você não devia ter falado aquilo

vamos imaginar umas coisas que nunca vão acontecer

Por favor cérebro, me deixa dormir!

Não! Dormir é para os fracos

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