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Nunca empurre a moto em uma blitz

janeiro 26, 2020

Um rapaz de Campo Limpo Paulista comprou uma moto mas não tinha habilitação, passeando com sua moto pela Anhanguera vendo uma blitz da Policia de longe, não tendo como voltar ele desceu da moto e foi empurrando. Passando pela blitz o policial o chamou mas ele ja foi logo falando: Seu policial guardei dinheiro durante 5 anos pra realizar meu sonho de ter uma moto e estou pagando uma promessa que fiz que quando conseguisse ia empurrando a moto de Campo limpo Paulista até a catedral. O policial comovido deixou ele seguir , O rapaz então foi empurrando a moto até ficar longe da blitz até que veio uma viatura atrás, era o mesmo policial que virou pra ele e falou: Contei sua historia pro meu superior que ficou super emocionado e pediu que eu escoltasse você até a Aparececida do Norte.

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