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Máscara eficiente contra pessoas que chegam perto demais

abril 13, 2020

"Minha máscara enfim chegou! Usei hoje para ir no mercado. Quando alguém me diz que há um monte de pênis nela, eu respondo que é assim que sei que a pessoa está perto demais, e peço gentilmente para que dê mais distância. "

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