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Só assim pra caloteira parar de se esconder de mim

setembro 20, 2024

"Fui cobrar a mulher, a bicha me devia há meses, mandou marido dizer que não tava. Peguei o número do marido e todo dia mando msg pra ele, curto as fotos dele. Hj ela veio me procurar, putaça! Só assim pra caloteira parar de se esconder de mim. Consegui receber, afinal."

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